she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize
