Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Can I color on your dick again?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
