I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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