Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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