from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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