She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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