You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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