My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We got so high we made milksteak
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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