Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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