You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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