Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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