I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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