Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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