I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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