Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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