the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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