covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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