Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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