Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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