I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Send help, water and tortillas.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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