at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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