Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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