You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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