He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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