I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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