batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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