The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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