She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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