walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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