Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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