I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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