If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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