So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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