I could have mohawked her pubes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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