I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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