Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you win again, gameday.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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