How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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