this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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