I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Do you still have your period?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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