my mouth tastes like poor choices
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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