dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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