I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
God, I missed his penis.
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