Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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