you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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