I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
