We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she looked like the before picture.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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