im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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