Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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