I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
vagina is talking i cant
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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