I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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