be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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