It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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His hands were made for my vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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