I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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