just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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