You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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Pants are for mortals
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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