let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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