well he's currently spooning the coffee table
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Everyone says I win the strip club
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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