I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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